Home Page of Ted L. Johnson III

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This site has only one page, and you found the other one: The error page! Congratulations!

Teddy & Jolene Songs leopard flowers

This picture was taken in April 1964 shortly after I invented Punk. I'm the one with the adorable snarl. To my left is my nurturing sister, Jolene.

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Hand-Coded Since 1994

You're looking at the decidedly unimpressive first web page I ever made.

Don't like the ugly colors? Reload and get different ugly colors.

The code of this page has evolved many times and upgraded to modern web standards,[1] but I’ve intenionally kept the amateurish "Hello World!" look. I'm kind of sentimental about it.[2]

More From My Web Museum

Thanks for stopping by! (In a more civilized time all websites used to say that.)


  1. ^Upgraded in stages from HTML 2.0, to 3.0, to 4.0, to HTML5; implemented PHP features. ()
  2. ^This page design is based on a template provided by my original dial-up internet access provider, Primenet (now defunct) included with their dial-up plans (the only kind of internet access they offered) an email address and a little bit of webspace. My first-ever website – which looked exactly like this one – was at http://primenet.com/~tlj3 (archived from the original on December 26, 1996).